1. First impression: who are you. why are you being so nice. i suspect you have homosexual intentions.
2. Truth is: i’m in love with you and it’s a little bit stupid how much i need you in my life and how lost i’d be without you. you’re the most important thing to me.
3. How old do you look: 12. a really hot 12 year old. plus like 9 years but.
4. Have you ever made me laugh: every day. often with very silly facial expressions and general adorableness.
5. Have you ever made me mad: yes, but never for long and never without the thought “why am i not with my girlfriend so i CAN HUG HER?” running through my head
6. Best feature: coffee making ability? no. okay. you’re kind and you’re loving and you’ve saved me from so many things and done so much for me and made me twice the person i was before. you’re beautiful and you’re strong and i’m so proud of you.
7. Have I ever had a crush on you: WOW I’M CALLING THE POLICE THIS IS SEXUAL HARASSMENT.
8. You’re my: lil buttercup <3
9. Name in my phone: you’re actually in my phone you’re ‘michelle’ with a heart next to it
10. Should you post this too? DON’T POST THIS NO ONE POST THIS YOU WILL GET SO MANY ASKS OMG AND YOU WILL DIE