kiraconversations:

OK I HAD TO TAKE A FEW MINUTES AND LAUGH AT ‘PRESIDENT OF GARBAGE’ i feel a new tag coming on. Sure thang boss!!

• What they smell like:

I feel this really depends on what’s going on with this fucker. Sure he’ll shower regularly but sometimes days will pass without sleep and he’ll find himself waking up facedown in some pastry so sometimes he smells like that and sweat and balls until they solve the case. But usually, soap, laundry detergent. Or if he’s undercover whatever the persona he has chosen to embody. Like if he’s trying to ingratiate himself, he’ll appear like a capable human being and smell like an adult. If he’s trying to seem like a criminal or lower life form probably sweat and the shoe polish he’ll put on his face to seem like he has facial hair.

• How they sleep (sleeping position, schedule, etc):

fetal position! If chosen, but whatever position he loses consciousness in. Will literally resist sleep until crashing. Then will sleep for a day or two.

• What music they enjoy:

Man I really buy into cliche geniuses like classical music but mainly I think he’d like it because it’s unobtrusive. He can think while listening to it. Brian Eno too for that same reason but I don’t think he really cares about music. Sometimes he may hear something that appeals to him or makes him nostalgic and he’ll listen to it but he’s got thangs to do people. 

• How much time they spend getting ready every morning:

ROLLS RIGHT OUT OF BED BRO. Unless it’s an orchestrated thing. Like he has to suit up and look like a certain character/persona. Like has to sneak into somewhere? Black tight clothes *pervert face* or just based off of his whole ‘drunken club friend’ voice to Matsuda, he’s totally gone clubbing for a lead before which meant sparkly gay shirt and hair gel and tight pants.

• Their favorite thing to collect:

I feel like once he starts really making a lot of money he’ll start collecting real estate or something expensive. L is self-indulgent and has expensive taste in certain things. Maybe cars. But ultimately it would be an idle thing not passionate like maybe Watari and stamps.

• Left or right-handed:

Ambidextrous. either naturally or learned. i’d say naturally because the point of this jerk is that he makes everyone look bad except that he also looks like a stuffed animal being strangled so it’s fine.

• Religion (if any):

NOPE. Atheist hardcore. Religion is an opiate blah blah blah. He only believes in science, facts what he can see which is why the whole death god thing/B’s constant YOU GONNA DIE skeeves him out. Because it flies in the face of everything he’s ever believed.

• Favorite sport:

Tennis. NO TEAM SPORTS, same as Light. He abhors having to deal with people he doesn’t give a shit/doesn’t need anything from. Definitely enjoys martial arts, the discipline, rhythm of it. Maybe has a secret thing for golf.

• Favorite touristy thing to do when traveling (museums, local food, sightseeing, etc):

museums, FOOD OBVIOUSLY. Shares a similar ennui to Light but he’s seen the world and it seems kind of the same to him. But he likes learning new languages and observing people in their various elements. Touristy things would drive him mad.

• Favorite kind of weather:

Rain yo. Brings out the buried romantic melancholy especially when he leaves England and doesn’t see it everyday.

• A weird/obscure fear they have:

Fear of germs, maybe struggled with some agoraphobia, definitely doesn’t like losing control or the upper hand but kinda secretly enjoys it when it’s foreplay *pervert face I really need to have that as a computer key*

• The carnival/arcade game they always win without fail:

L is good at everything. The shooting, the puzzles, the weight guessing. EVERYTHING ALL GAMES. It really pisses everyone off.