first of all thank you anon i appreciate this endlessly and kind of drown in my own drool every time someone mentions nights so ♡♡♡

but real talk, i remembered the stamp part but i only vaguely recalled the condom thing so i command+f’d the word ‘condom’ in my nights document and it isn’t mentioned that many times which speaks of the utter impracticability of everybody’s sex lives, but then i found it:

“My mother gave me a bunch of condoms yesterday. My mother, L. Like, a ton. I have so many condoms now, oh my god, and I have so many people I need to kill and I just don’t care right now.”

and my feelings on my writing go up and down but i want to state for the record here and now that i’m really glad to have written that the end